things you didn’t know about the Bye Bye Man that make it sound even more like a fake movie than it already does:
the bye bye man has an animal sidekick. it looks like it’s a dog made of raw ground beef.
a real and actual power that the bye bye man has is the ability to cause erectile dysfunction
when the bye bye man shows up, you hear the toot toot of a train. no reason is given for this. toot toot.
there are college students who own a house phone
faye dunaway is there
there is a character named Mr. Daisy. he uses the phrase “handsome boys.”
the bye bye man is shown in the library. he’s not cast in shadow or anything. he’s just there. he has some books. i can’t remember if we hear a toot toot when it cuts to him, but i like to think we did.
the bye bye man has long long touchin fingers
can you imagine hooking up with someone and the bye bye man broke your genitals. you would have to say “i am sorry i cannot get aroused the booboo man did a witchcraft on my peepee”
the moral of frankenstein is if youre going to build a monster out of dead body parts dont make him like 8 feet tall and super strong
or just love your super strong 8 feet tall son
Like, don’t abandon him because you are scared of him. Like you met him a second ago. He just wants a family
The moral of the story is that you need to be prepared for the realities of parenthood before you commit. Sometimes you get what you expected, sometimes you get an eight foot tall super strong patchwork zombie child, sometimes you get neither of those things. No take-backs.
I thought the moral was that the longer you ignore your problems, the more murdery they get.
